Bev Banter

Introducing a new segment of PD: Bev Banter! Here we will be posting the all-too-frequent improper diction and syntax of everyone's favorite English teacher, and translating it.

I truly apologize for not thinking of this sooner.

OK, so here's a few Bevisms of late to get you started:

-RABACK ORAMA
-STANZERS
-SID ARTHUR

I see you scratching your head over there. No worries. That is a natural reaction to Bevisms. You usually won't see three at one time like that, so I'm sorry for springing them all on you. Now let me clear things up and hit you with the translations:

-BARACK OBAMA
-STANZAS
-SIDDHARTHA

Starting to make sense? That's OK, it;s not supposed to.

Look forward to more Bev Banter to come.



(No McDonalds were harmed in the writing of the post.)