You Can Thank Joel McHale Later

Luckily for everyone here at the Jersey Shore, MTV has highlighted the embarrassing, excessive, drunken debauchery of benny-Guidos that has made places like Sleeze-side Heights infamous. As we watch America slowly fall in love with Snookie (Shnickas, Queen of the Guidettes, etc.), we should also watch the Douchebag rate climb at an alarming rate. As we all know, when people see certain behaviors on T.V., they decide to emulate it themselves. Monkey see, monkey do.

For those who are not familiar with this exceptional breed of human, Joel McHale has come up with the term "Douche Cape". Hats off to you Joel, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Basically, a guido can be recognized by his offensive Ed Hardy tee and gross gelled hair, chains, juiced up muscles, etc. much like a super-hero can be identified by his use of a cape. See?

Urban Dictionary officially defines "Douche Cape" as:

A bro wearing a Ed Hardy T-shirt, or something similar that looks like tattoos, to cover up their other tattoos. Coined by The Soup host, and stand-up comedian, Joel McHale.

Look at that douche cape at the bar.

Happy Guido Hunting!